I don't like descriptions. Descriptions are for squares.
Tom Hanks says grace at dinner
Tom Thanks
Tom Hanks needs to deposit money
Tom Banks
Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War
Tom Yanks
Tom Hanks can’t remember
Tom Blanks
Tom Hanks stabs a bloke
Tom Shanks
Tom Hanks takes a boat ride
Tom Cruise
(via rosiedoll)
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
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i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
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(via rosiedoll)
OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
(via rosiedoll)
So Misha has thrown me over, and it’s just like this (gif 1). And I don’t know what Misha’s thinking, but he’s looking at me like “Oh, I’m gonna take this opportunity.” And Jensen makes eye contact with Misha, and he’s like “Okay, I know what he’s gonna do.” … And there goes 20 minutes of our day.
(x) Osric Chau, Asylum 10.
I can not fucking wait for the gag reel.
Unfortunately, it didn’t make the gag-reel :( Osric says in the vid that it’s because it was in the last episode, and they had already made the gagreel before.
(via destiel-inthetardis)
