zygoats:

dont look at my fucking boner when we fight

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wessasaurus-rex:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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HOT DAMN 

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croatoancore:

me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life

like crying over character development

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

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bunbijou:

under communism there are no sugar mamas or daddies, but everyone is the sugar comrade of everyone else

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naturously-freakish:

couldnt stop laughing

naturously-freakish:

couldnt stop laughing

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dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

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caraphatash:

In response to Nash Grier using “fag.”

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stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

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  • me in the winter: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking freezing outside
  • me in the summer: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking hell outside