hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

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c0rvling:

give ‘em the ol’

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weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

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iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

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judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

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fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

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mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me

god i hate summer

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